Send me cool anons and make my life a lil happier thns

Like I came to you, begging to cook meth. ‘Oh, hey, nerdiest old dude I know, you wanna come cook crystal?’ Please. I’d ask my diaper-wearing granny, but her wheelchair wouldn’t fit in the RV.


Me in two sentences.

Me: I won't get jealous
Me: Who's this fucking whore

Butts are just the best things ever